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Something that probably would have went unnoticed after his arrest is now getting coverage around the world.

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

A Rockdale County, Georgia woman, Cheryl Keele, has been arrested after police say she sent her small child through her neighbors doggie door in order to steal. Keep reading for more details.

From KPEL 96.5 comes another entry in our ever growing report of criminals being idiots. "36-year-old Wendy Kibodeaux was busted by Vermilion Parish officials after she was seen allegedly buying drugs, with her toddler in tow. It happened in the Abbeville area when police noticed Kibodeaux making the buy...

Is it just me, or are the folks featured in these Stupid Criminal Reports getting dumber? Maybe the quality of education at crook school is suffering from budget cuts... According to

One of the first things they teach you in crook school is to make a clean getaway. Grab your loot and get somewhere safe. This guy must have been absent that day.

Some fools never learn. If you were wrapped up in drugs, arrested, and somehow had the charges against you dropped, wouldn't you use that as a wake up call to change your ways? I would. This guy didn't.

Is it just me, or are the criminals really getting more lazy? I mean... you're going to city hall. Leave the coke at home. Wow!

What's your usual procedure from grabbing a few brews? For most people, its 1. Go to store, 2. Buy beer, 3. Bring it home (or somewhere else) 4. Enjoy. Not these folks. They just decided to cut out the tedious middle part.

I understand times are tough, but that doesn't give you any excuse to resort to theft. Especially if your not smart enough to cover your tracks. As is the case with these idiots. Caddo Parish Sheriff Steve Prator says a cell phone was found while investigators were checking out the scene of an ATV theft...

One of the first things they teach you in burglar school is to not get caught. Leave no trace. Make a clean getaway. Apparently, that's the day Dallas Naljahih missed school.

If you're going to the police department to complain, it probably best to leave your stash at home. I know... common knowledge. Unfortunately, Jernita Williams never got that memo.

This is crazy. I know some criminals aren't playing with a full deck, but this guy is off his rocker. The best part is the way he starts crying when he realizes he's completely, totally, 100% screwed.

The 40-dollar bag of cocaine Antonio Recinos bought from his friendly neighborhood drug dealer seemed to him to be a bit short. So the East Hartford, Connecticut man dialed 911 to report that he had been ripped off.