Chuck Norris

Long before he was an internet meme, Chuck Norris was a genuinely skilled martial artist whose ass-kicking abilities were put on display in dozens of action movies. Running the gamut from massively entertaining (The Delta Force) to totally baffling (The Octagon), Norris’ films all have one thing in common: each one sees him kicking a whole bunch of people. So, in honor of the man’s 75th birthday, let’s all take a moment to enjoy a video supercut of Norris kicking people and things.

This will be the movie all other movies will aspire to be. Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in the epic movie 'Chuck Norris.' EPIC!

Never question the supreme reign of Chuck Norris. If you do, there are consequences.  

I heard a rumor that a remake of the classic film RoboCop is being made. Part of the rumor is that I heard they cast Chuck Norris to play RoboCop. I have no idea, besides the advancements in visual effects, why they would remake RoboCop.

Now this is what I'm talking about! An 8-bit rendition of Super Mario Bros. featuring the one and only, Chuck Norris! The best thing about the emulation is that what happens, is what would really happen if Chuck Norris was on a mission to save Princess Toadstool from King Koopa. Pure Norris awesomeness after the jump!

We all know the only reason things are in existence is because Chuck Norris allows them to be. Take World of Warcraft for example. As this video demonstrates, the only reason the characters exist is because of the graciousness of the eternal Texas Ranger...

This is the best thing you'll see all day. I kinda got out of the whole 'Chuck Norris Facts' loop. I laughed at them when they were new, but I haven't seen any new ones as of late. GIFs have been around forever, and they do have some fantastic ones around the net...

If everything they say about Chuck Norris on the Chuck Norris Facts website is true—like "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the same lightning twice" or "Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul"—then we totally agree with the honor that was bestowed upon him today.