Producer Joe Sings At His Friend Talkative Gary’s Wedding [FBHW]
Producer Joe was at his friend Talkative Gary's wedding over the weekend. He was asked several months ago by the bride to do a reading at the wedding. Gary's fiance was hoping that Joe would read a love poem for the couple. After Joe searched and searched for the perfect poem and couldn't find it, he decided to perform a song instead.
Baltimore Ravens’ Quarterback Joe Flacco Missed His Child’s Birth To Play Football [FBHW]
Baltimore Ravens' quarterback Joe Flacco missed the birth of his second child on Sunday (September 15th.) Flacco's wife gave birth to the child a little before the start of the Ravens/Browns game.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Discuss Who Is The Best Villain Of All Time [FBHW]
Today on the show, the guys found an article that talked about the most awesome villains of all time. Everyone on the show weighed in on who they thought were the best villians of all time were. Surprisingly, not a single villain was named twice. Check out each of the guys' lists!
Former Intern Butthead Lautner Reminds The Crew Of His Antiquing Video [FBHW-Video]
Former FBHW intern, Butthead Lautner, decided to stop in for a visit this morning. While he was in the studio with the guy, they recalled some of the adventures that Lautner participated in. Zane talked about when Lautner hit on him and Producer Joe reminded everyone of that time he antiqued the intern. You can watch the antique video after the jump.
Producer Joe’s Vegas Vacation [FBHW]
This morning on the show, Producer Joe recapped his Vegas Vacation from the weekend. Joe headed out to the land of sin for his buddy's bachelor party. After several delays at the airport Joe made it to the hotel in Vegas late. Once he arrived he saw that the bachelor was already close to passed out. Joe took it upon himself to find something to do...
Detroit Reporter Performs Worst Interview Ever [FBHW]
A Detroit TV news station sent out a green reporter to a county fair to do a piece on the morning news. The piece started out decent enough, with the reporter sitting on a ladder talking to a stilt walker at the fair. The interview quickly turned South as the reporter and the stilt walker both began to stumble over their words. The interview continued to get worse eventually hitting it's peak w
Giant KFC Bucket Shows Up In Woman’s Front Yard [FBHW]
A woman from Waynesboro, Georgia was shocked to find a massive 7-foot-tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard. The woman has no idea how the bucket arrived, but it has become a local tourist landmark. People have frequently been stopping by and taking photos with it. The woman's landlord plans on having it mounted on a pole to be permanently displayed for all to see.
It’s Official… Man Has Hunted The Dildo Into Extinction [FBHW]
It's a great thing when reporters screw up during a national news broadcast. It provides us with laughs and you get to call a complete stranger a dumb ass. Well, a wild dumb ass appeared again by way of CNN this time. The reporter was doing a story on climate change threatening various species with extinction. The reporter wanted to mention the extinction of the Dodo bird, but couldn't quite s
UPDATE: Producer Joe’s Hobo Truth Brigade [FBHW]
Yesterday, we introduced you to Rudy, a panhandler who was lying bout being a homeless veteran. Free Beer and Hot Wings sent Producer Joe down to the corner that Rudy was working on with a huge sign that said "LIAR ->" Rudy was not amused. Since Joe's stunt, Rudy has moved to a different corner and is hopefully getting little to no money now. But, the story doesn't end there. Read
Chicago Reporter Humiliates Video Bombers During News Report [FBHW]
People have that natural urge to jump in front of a camera when they see a news team out on location. It's called video bombing and it happens quite frequently, much to the dismay of reporters. Well, one clever reporter for Chicago's WGN News decided that he was going to turn the tables on these video bombers.
Attempted Robbery Ends With Robbers Getting Beat Up [FBHW]
People don't always bend to the will of an assailant. Brandon Shawnego is one of those people. While walking around the Medford Center shopping mall last week he was approached by two men and asked for a cigarette. Shawnego said no and was almost immediately attacked by the two men. The robbers didn't anticipate the ass beating they were about to receive.
New Diet Trend — Butter In Your Coffee Helps You Lose Weight [FBHW]
A recent report claims that adding butter to your coffee causes weight loss and improved brain function. The diet has you add about 2/3 of a stick of butter to your coffee. The guys decided to put this diet to the test. Producer Joe volunteered to consume a cup of buttered coffee. You know, for science. Sounds horrible, looks horrible, and from the look on Producer Joe's face... It is horrib
Crazy Ex Girlfriend Turns Into A Whale While Leaving Voicemail [FBHW]
Breakups are hard, both parties are often left feeling hurt and lost. But when you summon enough courage to call you ex, be sure you don't moan like narwhal. If you do, you might end up being the butt of a rather internet joke. The girl in this voicemail doesn't heed my advice and instead moans like an orca whale.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Answer Terrible Pageant Questions [FBHW]
Asking a pageant contestant an in depth question about society's ills is like asking a child to solve a differential equation. You will get a painfully incorrect response. In 2007, we got to experience Miss Teen South Carolina's horrible response to a pageant question. No one thought anyone would sound dumber. Until, Miss Utah walked out on stage...
Man Freaks Out At Fast Food Drive-Through Window [FBHW]
At one point of another you have probably gotten a wrong order from a fast food joint. We all have, and most of the time it's really not that big of a deal. But for some people, getting cheese on your burger when you don't ask for it is reason to go absolutely nuts. The guy featured in this clip got unwanted cheese on his hamburger... Watch his ass go nuts!
Python Goes Missing At A Grand Rapids, Michigan KFC [FBHW]
A 4 foot python went missing in a KFC parking lot in Grand Rapids. Bianca, the python, was left in the car with the windows cracked while the owners ran into the KFC for lunch. When they came back, the snake was missing.
Escaped Llama Tasered By Cops After It Spat And Trampled Officer [FBHW]
In a bizarre story out of Tallahassee, Florida, a llama was running rampant around town Saturday morning. Police were called to the scene to subdue the llama but had trouble getting it under control. After being spit on and trampled several times, the officers resorted to using a taser on the beast. It was eventually subdued and captured after it was tasered.
Drunk Driver Launches Naked Woman Through Windshield
In one of the most bizarre stories we've heard in a while, Luis Briones drunkenly launched a naked woman from his car while having sex with her. Yup, that happened. The 25-year-old Albuquerque man fled the scene of the crime, leaving the woman naked and injured, and hid in a nearby cactus. He was found by police with his shorts on inside out and wearing a single shoe.
Zane Finds His Doppelganger — It’s Jamie Lee Curtis [FBHW]
While on a commercial break this morning, Zane explained how he is beginning to look more and more like Jamie Lee Curtis. Zane was specifically concerned with how Jamie Lee looks in her Activia commercials. Poor Zane.
Russian Dash Cam Footage Catches Insane Car Accident [FBHW]
As far as Russian dash cams go... When you think you've seen it all, you got another thing coming! This video is being touted as one of the craziest Russian dash cam videos of all time. In this video watch as a car drives across the road, up an embankment, and is launched 30 feet into the air.