ESPN’s Joe Tessitore Loves Johnny Manziel’s VIP-Ness [FBHW]
A simple rule of the English language is: When you want to add the suffix "ness" on to the end of the word, be sure to say in your head first before you say it out loud. ESPN's Joe Tessitore did not follow that rule and added "ness" to the acronym "VIP." It did not turn out how he thought it would...
The Biggest Truck Jump Ever…At The Silver Lake Sand Dunes [FBHW]
In this video, you will watch a man destroy a truck worth more than $50,000 and be happy about it. The driver was taking his modified Ford Raptor out for a spin on the Silver Lake Sand Dunes, a well known place for off-roading in Michigan. He decided that he would attempt a jump off of a dune known as "The test hill." He made an incredible jump (about 180 feet) but his landing wasn't
Let Me Show You How I Twerk It — LFL Player Twerks On Another Girl’s Head [FBHW]
It seems as if 'erryone' is twerking now. In case you don't know, twerking is defined by Urban Dictionary as "The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience." The Legends Football League had a run in with twerking the other day when a player celebrated a tackle by twerking all o
Kings Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry For His Show Being Cancelled [FBHW]
The Kings were playing the Blues during game 6 of the NHL Playoff series when the reporter for the Kings decided to do an interview with Matthew Perry in between periods. This interview took a quick turn towards awkward land when the reporter congratulated Matthew Perry for his show, 'Go On,' being cancelled. We aren't quite sure if he knew he was being a jerk or if he was just oblivious to the
Texas Student Lectures Teacher On How She Should Be Teaching [FBHW]
Jeff Bliss, a student in Duncanville, Texas, decided to stand up to his teacher after getting removed from class. Bliss went on an epic 87 second rant explaining why her methods of teaching aren't working for everyone in the classroom. He goes off on his teacher about she doesn't do any 'face to face' teaching and instead just hands out packets.
Man’s Runny Nose Turns Out Being A Leaky Brain [FBHW]
A man in Phoenix, AZ was suffering from a runny nose for a year in a half. After the condition continued to worsen he finally saw a doctor about his condition. Believing that it was allergies, he was astonished to find that the condition was brain fluid leaking out of his nose.
Zane Almost Catches Himself On Fire… Again [FBHW]
This is a story of not learning your lesson after a mistake. Well, that's not entirely fair, it's more of a lesson of forgetfulness and panic than anything else.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Blast Airhorn In The Halway [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings broke out their legendary airhorn for the first time in a while. Just as they have done countless times before, they waited for the other morning shows in our office to go on air and then... HOOOOOOOOOONK!
Huge Lingerie Football Hit Levels Hottie [FBHW]
Lingerie Football is often seen as more of a sideshow than a sport. But the quarterback for the LA Temptation begs to differ when she delivers a HUGE hit on to the opposing team's cornerback. This is not uncommon in the LFL, as these women take the sport very seriously. After the hit, the quarterback has some choice words to say to the turf ridden corner.
Woman Finds Toad In Can Of Green Beans — Doesn’t Appreciate The Free Gift [FBHW]
"Om nom nom nom" was not said by this woman when she served up her freshly microwaved green beans. Instead she turned away in horror as a complete toad lay before her. After microwaving her beans she noticed that a toad was also accompanying the beans in the can. The toad was mostly in tact with a few bits of it's legs mixed in with the beans. Yum!
MMA Fighter Jon “Bones” Jones Brutally Breaks His Toe [FBHW]
Jon "Bones" Jones took home the UFC light heavyweight belt this weekend after defeating Chael Sonnen. Jones didn't leave the octagon unscathed though, his big toe was flipped upside down. Yes, completely upside down. Jones didn't even notice the injury until he was being interviewed after the fight.
Puerto Rican News Anchor Speaks In Tongues [FBHW]
In what seems like a page directly out of Bruce Almighty, a Puerto Rican news anchor began speaking in tongues. After stumbling through a few words, the anchor begins to go through a range of vocal exercises. We aren't sure if he knew that the show live, or if he thought it was taped. But either way, the anchor went through what seem liked a classic case of mouth diarrhea.
The Amateur Oklahoma City Thunder Fight Song Is Really Bad [FBHW]
The Oklahoma City Thunder have had one hell of a year. They ended the season #1 in the Western Conference and have the second best record in the NBA. With such a successful season in the rear view mirror and the playoffs just getting under way, it's abot time they get a worthy fight song. That's where a shirtless fan from California steps in...
Tommy Chong Joins The Show And Talks Prison, Drug-Sniffing Dogs, And More [FBHW]
With tomorrow being 4/20, the guys from Free Beer and Hot Wings got a hold of the legendary stoner, Tommy Chong. Chong talks about his new movie, his time in prison and much more.
Man Is Missing Half Of His Face [FBHW]
In this video, a man reveals his face after countless reconstructive surgeries. He is suffering from a squamous cell carcinoma, which is a type of skin cancer. Normally this disease can be treated if spotted early, but his developed on the inside of his nasal passage and wasn't discovered until after it had done considerable damage. In order to combat the cancer, this man had his eye and a larg
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Walks Face First Into Television Camera [FBHW]
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford pulled out the 'ole camera in the face trick while being mobbed by the Canadian media after a press conference. Classic play, Mr. Ford. For those of you who haven't seen this rarely used trick, the easiest way to dodge a question is to NOT dodge the camera in your face.
Free Beer And Hot Wings Talk To Boston Marathon Bombing Eyewitness Whitney Hunter [FBHW]
This morning Free Beer and Hot Wings talked with Whitney Hunter, an eyewitness to the Boston Marathon bombing. Hunter ran in the marathon and was a mere 200 yards from the finish line when the explosions went off. He shared his story with the guys on the show this morning.
Laurelville Police Cheif Wigs Out On Daughter’s Pot Laced Cake [FBHW]
Police Chief Mike Berkemeir of Laurelville, OH had a rude awakening on Easter Sunday. He mistakenly consumed some pot laced cake that was sitting on his kitchen counter. Shortly after eating the cake he became extremely sick from and was worried about what was happening to him. He decided to seek medical attention and drove to his police station a few blocks away. He commented later that he di
Interview With Steven Maida, The Guy Who Stopped The Lone Star Stabber [FBHW]
There was a huge story out of Texas' Lone Star College yesterday. Dylan Quick, the stabber that attacked more than 10 people yesterday was eventually caught by a fellow student, Steven Maida. Maida posted a photo of the stabber on his instagram account and received a mix of comments ranging from praise to condemnation.
The 50 Worst Product Names Of All Time [FBHW]
Producer Joe found a website that had a list called "The 50 Worst Product Names Ever." The list has products from all over the world with some of the dumbest and craziest names of all time. Some of the gems include: "Creamy White Finishing Sauce, Butt Buddy, Vegetarian Swallow Balls, and Child Predator Hands."