This Guy On Craigslist Is Seeking The Girl Who Farted Right By His Face…WTF

If you or a female friend just so happened to be in Nassau last Monday (June 24th), there's a chance that someone is looking just for you! That is if you accidentally (or not so accidentally) farted in his face at Starbucks. Keep reading this crazy Craigslist post.

This girl has LIFE CHANGING farts!

From Craigslist:

Okay, here's the situation. I'm a white guy, with long Blonde hair that's pulled back. This past Monday, I was at the Starbuck's across from the Nassau Coliseum. I ordered my drink and there was a group of young ladies just behind me on line. I kneeled down to tie my shoe and as they were talking and joking around with one another, one of them farted right by my face. It didn't exactly dawn on me what happened right away, as I had a bunch of things on my mind. I got up and realized that one of them had farted right near where my face was. 
It was a group of maybe 3 or 4 girls (not sure, the place was crowded so it may have been more or less). I didn't get a good look at them as I left immediately after, but I think the young lady that did it was either Black or Hispanic or possibly bi-racially as those were what was closest to me. In any event, if you were the one, or you know who it was, PLEASE contact me! It was a HUGE surprise and a surprising turn on! I just wanted to thank you in person and possibly see if you could do it again, or spit on me or something else that is degrading to me. I would gladly $how my appreciation for a few moments of your time. I won't ask you a million questions or anything like that, except possibly if you did it on purpose or by accident.
I am a clean, sane individual, and even though I wouldn't be able to pick this girl out of a lineup if my life depended on it, her action changed my life in a small way as I now have a new interest. Serious replies only please! I realize this may sound like a joke and I guess it is kind of funny, but I am sincere. Thank you!