wtf

Antonio Brown has been in legal trouble as of late, but this is on some other level.

This girl's (now ex) boyfriend sent her a list of "rules" to follow while attending a music festival. Pretty sure that's one of many reasons he's now an ex.

Knit and destroy!

Dethklok would be proud.

I mean, I see the resemblance.

Todd Latourrette, who has appeared in several films and television shows cut off his own hand years ago, then lied about it.

You're awarded points for the pain you inflict on yourself.

A Wisconsin man has lost his hands and legs after he likely received "the lick of death" from a dog, People reports.

Fashion, I don't understand you.

If your vehicle isn't working properly, pull over to the side of the road and call for assistance. DO NOT do what this idiot did.

This is something you don't see everyday.

I'm uhhh...I don't really know what to say here.

This video is disturbing and definitely not for the faint of heart.

This theater is definitely haunted, guys. Like, for sure.

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

This will make your head spin.

Milk doesn't *always* do a body good.

This guy is feeling the burn.

Spending money wisely may not be this woman's strong suit.

Of course, a variety of other rockers have made hand signals that were similar, or even apparently exactly the same.