There was once a time when one school district closed its doors the day before squirrel season so that kids could start their long weekend in the woods.
In an update to the squirrel attack stories from New Orleans, including one caught on video, it seems that three of the possible attack squirrels were apprehended.
I've seen a squirrel run amok outside before, but I have never seen a squirrel go on a rampage in someone's kitchen before. This squirrel definitely has parkour skills. Watch what happens after he goes off in the kitchen here.