While one should be entitled to some bragging rights because you sold 6 times the amount of Girl Scout cookies than previous years, karma must not feel the same. A sing-songy dance shows how awesome she is, and then it happens...
You read the headline correctly. Yes, this story is strange. Anglers caught what was later identified as a Pacu fish, which have been known to eat testicles! They are supposedly responsible for castrating two men causing them to bleed to death! Why the hell are they in an Illinois lake??? That kinda stuff shouldn't exist, or at least be secluded to a part of Africa that nobody goes to, right?
I've never encountered an elephant in the wild. If I did, I really don't think my first inclination would be to walk on up and pet it. Now, thanks to this idiot, I KNOW that would not be a good idea. Ouch!