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Is it just me, or are the folks featured in these Stupid Criminal Reports getting dumber? Maybe the quality of education at crook school is suffering from budget cuts... According to

One of the first things they teach you in crook school is to make a clean getaway. Grab your loot and get somewhere safe. This guy must have been absent that day.

You'd have to think that a man who works at a Sears in Sarasota, Florida was given the boot after he was caught stealing from the store. The Herald-Tribune reports the unidentified 18-year-old man stole a pair of boots from the store in the DeSoto Square Mall – and then wore them to work.

A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911. Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch.