‘Shittens': NSFW Moist Wipes For People Who Don’t Have Time For Crap [Video]

I know allot of people who are quite fond of using wet wipes in place of traditional toilet paper. Well, one company "Shittens" has taken that notion to a whole new level.

Shittens says stop messing around with ridiculous rectangle shaped wipes, and get on board with their "Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes." Why make a wet wipe into a wearable glove? Simple... they don't want you to get caught "Brown Handed."

The magnificent advantages of “Shittens” aren’t just limited to babies. Their official website boasts their product for use on pets, grandparents, and of course, YOU.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a number one “and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough!

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