Company Behind ‘Hello Kitty’ Makes Pastry That Looks Like It’s Pooping
Why? Just why?
The little pastry that poops is a character called Gudetama that is supposed to be a really lazy egg yolk. (K, this keeps getting stranger)
The little pastry lazy egg yolks have butts...because why wouldn't they?
Oh yeah...when you poke the pastry's butt with a chopstick...it poops! Like runny poop...all over itself.
Do you want it to go further? Cause it goes even further.
It apparently vomits custard, too.