Company Behind ‘Hello Kitty’ Makes Pastry That Looks Like It’s Pooping

Why? Just why?

The little pastry that poops is a character called Gudetama that is supposed to be a really lazy egg yolk. (K, this keeps getting stranger)

The little pastry lazy egg yolks have butts...because why wouldn't they?

Oh yeah...when you poke the pastry's butt with a chopstick...it poops! Like runny poop...all over itself.

Do you want it to go further? Cause it goes even further.

It apparently vomits custard, too.