Autopsy Shows That Miami Cannibal Was Not High On Bath Salts

An autopsy was recently performed on Rudy Eugene, the Miami Cannibal that ate the face of homeless man Ronald Poppo. It was widely speculated that Eugene was high on bath salts, which caused him to flip out and eat that guy's face. It turns out that Eugene just had a REALLY bad case of the munchies.

Today, the Miami Dade Police Department Medical Examiner released the autopsy on Eugene showing that they tested him for just about every illegal and legal drug including cocaine, LSD, amphetamines (Ecstasy, Meth and others), phencyclidine (PCP or Angel Dust), heroin, oxycodone, Xanax, synthetic marijuana (legal herb), and many other similar compounds.. The only drug found in his system was marijuana.

For more information on the autopsy, check out the full story at CBS Miami Channel 4 here.

What does this mean about the zombie apocalypse? It is now inevitable?