Chris Illuminati

Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.

Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.

Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

In this world, there is usually very little that comes as shock. For instance, guitar god and all around good dude Slash being a Betty White fan isn’t really a shock. Most of the world is a Betty White fan these days. The only people that aren’t Betty White fans are people that are kind of sick of all the Betty White talk...

Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.

Alyssa Marie, the Playboy Cyber Girl for March , is the same girl in front of the camera that she is when the camera is off.

Cienna Broughton is a professional model from the United Kingdom.

Meet Beasley, an 18-year-old model from Boulder, Colorado. She is willing to do almost anything for modeling, except shave her head. A gal has to draw the line someplace.

We don’t usually follow celebrities on Twitter. We aren’t interested in anything they’ve got to say, plus, if it’s anything wacky we figure word will get back to us eventually. We’re making one exception, because, well check out these photos of Rihanna and you’ll understand why.

Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’ Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...

Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.

‘Checking Out Your Tweets’ returns to watch two hot Twitter photos battle it out.

Our ‘Crush of the Day,’ Anjeanette Carter, is pretty damn funny. Exhibit A is her Twitter account. She is a popular blogger, a regular contributer to Nerdist.com and tweeter from Los Angeles and is rapidly gaining recognition due to her sarcastic and witty tweets...

Playboy’s Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga explained in a recent interview with the magazine that she loves shooting nude even more now that she is a little older.

Yufi is a 22-year-old model from San Diego, California. She is originally from Tokyo, Japan.

Kate Upton, and Kate Upton’s boobs, were special guests on Saturday Night Live last night in a skit about a special ‘President’s Day’ episode of ‘What Up With That?’ Bill O’Reilly also appeared in the skit with Upton. Maya Rudolph was the host of the episode ...

Sheyla Hershey has 38KKK breasts but let’s not focus on that fact. Let’s focus on the fact that she survived a car crash because of her massive headlights. The pair on her chest and not on the car. It seems that Sheyla’s funbags acted like airbags and probably saved her life...

Maryeve Dufault is Danica Patrick’s worst nightmare. Maybe not on the actual racing courses (yet), but in the real world outside the racing pits.