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My kids love Thomas the Tank Engine. I love funny stuff. This is a great mashup...and one my kids will never wear! Check out this list of 50 kids who are cooler than you'll ever be.

Police responding to a call that an inebriated Ohio woman had assaulted her husband came under a very unique form of fire. The cops found Stephanie Robinette, who had been attending a wedding celebration, locked in her car.  When they tried to apprehend the 30-year old, she warned them she was a breast feeding mother. Then she removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying fresh milk a

Rob Zombie. Yes, THAT Rob Zombie (Musician, Director, Writer).Woolite. You know, the laundry detergent. These two things, for some reason or another came together. Rob Zombie directed a commercial for them. It's exactly what you would think a commercial for Woolite directed by Rob Zombie would look like. Creepy, but kinda cool. Check the commercial out after the jump!

You read that right! Jackie Chan can train a frickin fish! WTF?!? And the damn thing understands two languages! Proof after the jump!

For his 58th birthday, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers. Or at least that’s what he told the cops when they arrested him last week for causing a disturbance at Florida’s Hudson Beach.

Maybe with the chemical explosion in New Iberia this week, this little story got over looked a bit. This past Monday, a woman was looking for her lost dog, lost control of her vehicle, and drove her car into the Vermillion River at Rotary Point. That's a bad way to start the week, and after all that, I still don't know if she found her dog.

The hits just keep on coming. Tuesday Tard burned the 'Taste The Biscuit' song into your soul, and now I'm pleased to bring you the hottest Japanese pop song ever. Not really...this is an instructional video for learning to speak English. Makes you wonder how ofter this terms is really used... Watch and enjoy!

Taste the biscuit people...seriously, but don't get that honey sauce on me. I don't like the way it tastes with chicken wings. What the hell am I talking about? Watch this video and you'll see!

Getting a conviction is in the bag. That may be what prosecutors in Spain are thinking after a man was arrested for theft by worming his body into a suitcase that was loaded onto an airport bus just so he could squeeze back out and steal from other luggage.

Monkeys can tend to be very human like, and as a result, monkeys can tend to be very creepy like. Now, put these monkeys in creepy masks and you've got some Grade A nightmare sauce.

I stand by the idea of, if it's on the internet then it HAS to be true. So, holding to that mantra, there's no way this picture has been altered in ANY way, right? Talk amongst ya selves...

This chick is gonna be a grandma one day. This is her video to her unborn grandchild. I won't judge you if you're crying by the end if this video...Enjoy 'I Am Your Grandma'.

Scientists in Japan have developed a machine which mimics the sensation you get from an open-mouth French kiss. According to researcher Nobuhiro Takahash, one of the goals of the project is to allow two people to make out without even necessarily being in the same room.

Though we wouldn't expect someone to eat an entire lasagna in one sitting, even one serving of this monster-of-a-dish from Epic Meal Time would still contain over 7,000 calories per-person when divided into 10 servings. The literally epic lasagna was created by the men of Epic Meal Time, a website devoted to concocting and eating bizarre foods.

She's not cheap...just dedicated!

Earlier this year, the TV show 'My Strange Addiction' (Wednesdays on TLC) featured a woman who has one of the strangest addictions we have ever seen. Adele is a 30-year-old who likes to eat couch cushions. She doesn't just chew on them, she actually eats them. When added all up, she has eaten a combined total of

Nobody likes being pulled over by the cops, so imagine the surprise on one police officer's face when he was pulled to the side of the road -- by a civilian. That happened this week after Motocross champ James 'Bubba' Stewart flipped on his faux red-and-blue police lights, signaling the undercover Chevy Silverado in front of him to pull over.

Beyond the morning-after hangover, one of the cornerstones of a night of heavy drinking is the inevitable drunk dial. Just ask poor YouTube user mixtapevolumeone, who received a rather devastating phone call from an unknown (read: inebriated) love interest, who claimed she "hit it off right away" with him, and that they shared the same interest in Yo-Yos, among other things.

Sure, he discovered the theory of general relativity, but compared to 12-year-old Jacob Barnett, Albert Einstein is starting to look like a slacker. According to BlipPitt, Barnett has already begun working on an expanded form of Einstein's revolutionary theory, which has since been validated by professors at Princeton University...

About a month ago, Tard opened this can of worms about the pointy boots. I don't understand the appeal, but apparently