This story is all sorts of pathetic.
Everyone knows that guy that goes to the strip club a little too much. Robert Wallace, a 32-year-old from Houston, is that guy.
He was a regular at a strip club called Treasures, and a big fan of a stripper named Nomi.
This is where the stories start to differ a bit, KRIV-TV Fox 26 reports.
Normally, NFL tailgates include a mobile stripper pole but it appears that one Chicago Bears tailgate near Soldier Field feel it's the perfect pre-game pump up for fans of stripping, and possibly, football.
Not sure what country this comes from, but when in this country, beware...the stripper will assault you! In this video, you'll see the lovely lady assault the unsuspecting patrons with her butt hammer. They don't really seem to have a problem with that...