shave

I hate shaving. The only reason I do it is to be able to kiss my wife without hearing "OUCH!! YOU BETTER CUT THAT STUFF IF YOU WANNA COME ANYWHERE AROUND ME!" And I'm not even that hairy... on the face. Even still, I've considered growing it out, just to see if I could do something crazy with my facial threads ...

Call me crazy, but the thought of dragging a razor sharp object across my face just to satisfy a social norm is not something I look forward to. Truth be told, the only reason I shave is to appease my beautiful bride Rene'. NO MORE! Gentlemen, with this miraculous invention, we may never have to shave again!!

I admit it. I hate shaving. With a passion. Apparently, so does this guy. Except he's got it all figured out. Now... to learn his skills.