Rookie Aransas Pass, Texas police officer Keith Moore definitely had a first happen to him while giving a driver a citation. While he was giving the PDA to the driver to sign it, out of nowhere, the driver's per monkey attacked officer Moore's hand! Watch the video of the incident here.
Three humans die every year from vending machine "accidents" and 12 more go to the hospital. This monkey is here to teach you how to work a vending machine correctly! Watch the video.
The people over at the Houston Zoo posted this picture on Twitter of a monkey on a game preserve in Borneo. The monkey apparently noticed the camera and decided to smile for it. Primates really can be geniuses. Full picture after the jump.