Boobs.
Now that we have your attention, we feel it's our duty to let you know they serve a very important purpose beyond giving men something to look at online while pretending to work.
This woman manages to crush a beer can in one fell swoop with her breasts...
According to a German study, 500 men participated, and the men who stared at breasts showed healthier signs than those that were told not to stare at women's breasts.