Scientists Create ‘Zombie Cells’ – This Can’t End Well

American Scientists at the Sandia National Laboratories and the University of New Mexico biology laboratories have created 'zombie cells'. These cells can 'outperform' natural living cells. Come on, y'all! Why would you want to CREATE this??? It can't end well. Keep reading to find out exactly what these whack-o's are doing.

From Giant Freak Robot:

According to the Huffington Post, the Sandia National Laboratories and the University of New Mexico biology laboratories created “zombie-like” cells that can survive at greater temperatures and pressures than the original cells when they were alive. The biological researchers coated living cells with silicic acid in a petri dish, which embalmed or mummified the organic material down to its nanometer structure or level. The technique also created permeable armor around the zombie cell to protect it from real-world conditions.

 

The research is to advance the study of reusable fossils that could be used as fuel cells. That’s right, zombie gasoline for cars, boats, and airplanes. The zombie cells could also be used for decontamination and sensor technology and commercial manufacturing, but none of that will matter once they rise up to wipe out the entire human race. 

 

BRAAAAAAAAINS!!!