It started a week ago with one picture posted on imgur. Now, there's hundreds of sex toys on powers lines all around Portland. And nobody knows who did it!

I'm going to go ahead and put my two cents in. This is not what I know, just what first goes through my head.

This is one person, be he a man or a woman, that will now be called the "Portland "Dongler. This person has spent an enormous amount of money on sex toys in order to bring joy to others, and of course, to "Keep Portland Weird." Are there other ways to keep Portland in the weird zone? Sure there are. But this one not only kept it weird, but got the attention of the country.

There's no discrimination, either, in the kinds of toys thrown up on power lines by the Dongler. There are regular ones, colorful ones, vibrating ones, some that you can invite a friend over and share even, if you're into that.

It also seems like there's no particular kind of place that they appear. There's places where you can't see a single person, and then there's the EXTREMELY crowded area.

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