‘Pooing In Acadiana’ Facebook Page Advises You ‘Where To Go Number Two’

There have been Facebook community pages on people that have been Busted in Acadiana and even people who 'Plank' in Acadiana. I was actually on the latter. But now I've definitely seen it all. There is now a Facebook page online that lists some of the best places to 'defecate' in Acadiana. Yes, you heard me right, it is appropriately titled 'Pooing In Acadiana'. At first I was thinking 'you got to be kidding me, I am not even gonna look', then I clicked the like button. What can I say?! I was curious because I thought, you know what, this could be helpful.

So, if you are out and about in and around Lafayette and you have to go, check it out. How many times are you driving and stuck in this dreaded Lafayette traffic and have to go, and go bad. If you are like me, you wait until you get to the most comfortable commode around, the one in your home.

Well, you could be stuck in bumper to bumper rush hour traffic on Ambassador Caffery or Johnston Street and have a 'turtle head poking out'. You know all too well that those darn gas station restrooms are out of those paper arse gaskets, and even then, do you really want to go in there?

What if you are out partying in the clubs all night and have been pouring pints and pints of booze down the esophagus? You know that never has a happy ending, either way it comes out. This page even has suggestions where not to go as far as the bar scene is concerned.

I'm sure some of you are thinking, 'man, this Tai guy is one sick dude!'. Point being that I only speak the truth and everyone poops, or whatever you like to call it: pop a squat, pinch a loaf, slither an aqua-cobra, produce a deuce, WHATEVER! This could help you out in the long run, because, truth be told, it isn't safe to hold it in!

So, if you dare, give this Facebook page a view! It may save your britches one day!!