At around 3:45AM, St. Martin Parish Sheriff's deputies responded to a 911 call that this guy was walking around butt (buck?) naked at the Butte Larose Welcome Center.

The man was gone by the time deputies showed up. BUT(T) the guy came back! And did the same thing! At around 1PM deputies responded to a report of the same man, doing the same things.

The man was found in a stall of the men's bathroom, and identified as 23-year-old Parker Madison of Plano, Texas.

He was arrested on 2 counts of obscenity charges.