Johnny Depp Says He Was Attacked By A Chupacabra
Depp explains that he was sick the day before when he missed a news conference, but that wasn't the reason for him missing it.
"I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding," he said.
Okay, he was PROBABLY joking. It is Johnny Depp we're talking about, though. It may have really happened!