Disney’s Haunted Mansion in New Orleans Listed on Zillow
The new Disney movie Haunted Mansion debuts in theaters everywhere on Friday, July 28th.
The flick is, of course, based on the long-time popular ride at the Disney parks of the same name.
A good chunk of the movie was filmed in New Orleans, which clearly makes all the sense in the world. And if you want to own the Haunted Mansion itself, then you're in luck.
(Just go with the flow here.)
The Haunted Mansion is currently listed on Zillow and can be yours for the low low price of "Your Soul." (Whatever that means.)
The 13,195 square-foot property is located just outside the city on a secluded bayou road. Built in 1823, it has been miraculously preserved in its original condition.
The listing does disclose that the property is indeed haunted and "its inhabitants inflict terror and promise eternal entrapment to all who enter. "
Some of the other property highlights include the following synopsis of the home's unique architecture:
The home showcases an exquisite blend of Gothic Revival and Victorian aesthetics, exuding an air of timeless malevolence. The stately facade, complete with a grand entrance and eerie ambiance, creates a horrifying experience which includes the feeling of complete hopelessness that is bound to leave you questioning your own reality.
Here are some specifics about the home's interior and exterior:
Foyer: A grand entryway with statutes that threaten your life.
Great Hall: Ideal for entertaining invited and uninvited guests.
Library: A collection that inspires unforgettable nightmares.
Ballroom: Lovely space where ghostly souls celebrate and imprison.
Séance Room: Perfect for summoning the dead and human possession.
Hallway: Didn't get your steps in? Keep walking. Forever.
Conservatory: Enjoy exotic plants and eerie supernatural phenomena.
Attic: A foreboding room, a miserable unliving bride included.
Gated Entrance: Great for keeping guests in. Forever.
Garden: Stroll the pathway full of elegant shrubbery and evil spirits.
Weather: Ominous dark clouds and eerie foreboding mist.
Cemetery: A constant mist and fog allow the unliving to roam freely.
Haunted Mansion stars Tiffany Haddish, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Dan Levy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hasan Minhaj, Marilu Henner, LaKeith Stanfield, and more.
It will be released in theaters on Friday, July 28, 2023.
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