Ever wanted to check out of the 9 to 5 rat race, live off the grid and fend for yourself in the streets? No? Oh...wait, what's that? You would, but you don't have a good hobo name? You're prayers are now answered my friend. Check out this hobo name generator. It's simple, awesome, and you'll be working Jefferson St. in no time. Btw, I'm now known as Missouri Curly Eddie, so if you see me down by Teche Drugs, toss me a nickle would ya?

1. Use the month you were born in to find your first name...

January = Kentucky
February = Mississippi
March= Tennessee
April = Dakota
May = Missouri
June = Minnesota
July = Alabama
August = Arizona
September = Utah
October = Colorado
November = Montana
December = Nevada

2. Use your first initial to find your middle name...

A = Boxcar
B = Fry-pan
C = Downtown
D = Fly-trap
E = Railcar
F = Rails
G = Old-Timer
H = Longbeard
I = Hobo
J = Bindle
K = Big Time
L = Bandit
M = Curly
N = Cadillac
O = Coal Car
P = Deadhead
Q = Wings
R = Hammerhead
S = Tiny
T = Good Times
U = River Boat
V = Fire Pit
W = Lightnin’
X = Thunder
Y = Patch
Z = Pig Train

3. Use your last initial to find your last name...

A = Slim
B = Smith
C = Charlie
D = Boothe
E = Bob
F = Larry
G = Jim
H = Mike
I = Chuck
J = Bo
K = Pete
L = Legend
M = Don
N = McGee
O = Schmidt
P = Eddie
Q = Brad
R = Russ
S = Joe
T= Tuck
U = Dan
V = Igor
W = Drew
X = Groucho
Y = Kev
Z = Zippy