Christmas Tree Ninja Hacks Trees Like Nobody’s Business [Video]

So, how do you get the job of a Christmas tree ninja?

This guy is a beast with the Christmas tree swords! I wonder if he, and Edward Scissorhands are boys?

I know one thing. If I were to do this job starting tomorrow, human limbs would fall. I could probably get a few good whacks in on the tree...but my leg would be gone in a matter of minutes.

So, my next question is, who can teach me how to do this without losing body parts?