Boyfriend Farts In Girlfriend’s Face During Argument, Gets Stabbed

You just read the greatest headline ever. Welcome to the end of the internet. Inquisitr also lead off their story with this line. "It wasn’t silent, but a man’s fart did nearly turn deadly." Amazing. Now keep reading to find out exactly why this boyfriend farted in his girlfriends face, and why he got stabbed. 

From Inquisitr:

According to Burns she was fighting with her boyfriend over money when he stood up and farted in her face on his way to the kitchen.

 

Burns then claims that her boyfriend picked up a knife and threw it in her direction. Burns then allegedly picked up the knife and threw it back, hitting Butler in the stomach.

 

Adding insult to fart-based injury and a stab to the gut, Burns ran outside, picked up a stick, and proceeded to hit Butler in the left arm.

 

When police arrived at the apartment, they could not take a statement from Willie Butler because he was too drunk to talk.

 

This...this is...it's just perfect.