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Marie’s a 26-year-old model originally from Port-au-Prince, Haiti now living in Pittsburgh.

Olena is a 20-year-old model who was born in Long Island, grew up in Phoenix, and comes to us via The Babe Spot.

Natalie is a 26-year-old model from Charleston, South Carolina who’s appeared in Maxim’s August 2009 and September 2011 issues.

Nicky’s a 26-year-old model who graduated from Florida State University with a degree in Interdisciplinary Social Science.

Crissy’s a 28-year-old model from Scottsdale, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.

Devon is a 25-year-old model from Riverside, California who currently lives in San Antonio, Texas.

Jessica’s a 29-year-old bikini fitness competitor, personal trainer, and nutritionist from Rockville, Maryland who used to be a cheerleader for the Redskins.

The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.

Vivian’s a 24-year-old model originally from Bellingham, Washington who now lives in Hollywood.

The North Carolina native who got her break on American Idol six years ago just completed her fifth USO Tour. She celebrates by flashing some flesh on the cover of Maxim’s Military issue.

It’s a fairly known fact that strippers make more money when Republicans are in town. In Tampa – the strip club capital of the US – one strip club hopes to break through the clutter with an offer that is sure to get those GOP members attending the RNC in late August to spend dead presidents – a Sarah Palin look-alike.

Charley’s a 22 year old model and webcam girl from foggy London town who can be seen on Bluebird TV.

Stephanie’s a 25-year-old model and moto-cross rider from Mesa, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.

Amanda’s a 28-year-old model, skincare specialist and mixologist bartender from St. Petersburg, Florida who was Citynet Magazine’s Miss March 2012.

Crystal’s a 25-year-old model from Waynesboro, Georgia who’s in the running for Bikini-USA’s Ms. July 2012 contest.

Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny.

Heather’s a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.

Kendra’s a 27-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s been a ‘Wrockette‘ and is Miss TransWorld WAKEBOARDING February 2012.

Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona.

Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised ‘a Georgia peach,’ but currently lives in Sin City.