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Saints Take NFC South Lead With 31-15 Win Over Bears
Drew Brees passed for 375 yards and three touchdowns, and the New Orleans Saints routed the Bears, 31-15, in Chicago on Monday night.
Aaron Rodgers Leads Packers Over Falcons, 43-37
Aaron Rodgers threw for 327 yards and three touchdowns, and the Packers held off the Atlanta Falcons, 43-37, in Green Bay on Monday night.
DeMarco Murray Leads Cowboys Rout Of Bears, 41-28
DeMarco Murray ran for 179 yards and a touchdown, and the Dallas Cowboys used a big second half to beat the Bears, 41-28, in Chicago on Thursday night.
Raiders Shock Chiefs, 24-20, For First Win
Derek Carr threw a 9-yard touchdown pass to James Jones with 1:42 to play, and the Raiders shocked the Kansas City Chiefs, 24-20, in Oakland on Thursday night.
Le’Veon Bell Leads Steelers Past Titans, 27-24
Le'Veon Bell ran for 204 yards and a touchdown, and the Pittsburgh Steelers rallied past the Tennessee Titans, 27-24, in Nashville on Monday night.
Miami Dolphins Rally Past Buffalo Bills, 22-9
Ryan Tannehill threw two touchdown passes, and the Miami Dolphins surged past the Buffalo Bills, 22-9, in Florida on Thursday night.
Andrew Luck Leads Colts Over Giants, 40-24
Andrew Luck passed for 354 yards and four touchdowns, and the Indianapolis Colts routed the New York Giants, 40-24, in East Rutherford, N.J. on Monday night.
Saints Thump Panthers, 28-10, To Take NFC South Lead
Mark Ingram ran for 100 yards and two touchdowns, and the New Orleans Saints dominated the Carolina Panthers, 28-10, in Charlotte, N.C. on Thursday night.
Indianapolis Colts Hold Off Houston Texans, 33-28
Andrew Luck threw for 370 yards and three touchdowns, and the Indianapolis Colts beat the Texans, 33-28, on Thursday night in Houston.
Russell Wilson Guides Seahawks Past Washington, 27-17
Russell Wilson threw two touchdown passes and ran for another score, as the Seattle Seahawks held off the Washington Redskins, 27-17, in Landover, Md. on Monday night.
Green Bay Packers Rout Minnesota Vikings, 42-10
Eddie Lacy ran for 105 yards and two touchdowns, and the Green Bay Packers embarrassed the Minnesota Vikings, 42-10, at rainy Lambeau Field in Wisconsin on Thursday night.
Atlanta Falcons Sink Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 56-14
Devin Hester ran back a punt 62 yards for his NFL-record 20th career touchdown return, and the Falcons routed Tampa Bay, 56-14, in Atlanta on Thursday night.
Eagles Complete Thrilling Rally To Beat Colts, 30-27
Cody Parkey kicked a 36-yard field goal as time expired, and the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Colts, 30-27, in Indianapolis on Monday night.
Seahawks Dominate Packers, 36-16, In 2014 NFL Season Opener
Marshawn Lynch ran for 110 yards and two touchdowns, and the Seahawks bullied the Green Bay Packers, 36-16, in Seattle to win the opening game of the 2014 NFL season.
2014 FIFA World Cup: Portugal Draws With U.S. On Late Goal
Silvestre Varela scored on the last kick of the ball in the 95th minute, and Portugal tied the United States, 2-2, in the teams' second match of 2014 FIFA World Cup play at Manaus, Brazil on Sunday.
10 Hot Girls On Tumblr With Incredibly Messy Rooms
It's a modern cliche: hot girl goes into her messy room, stands in front of a mirror, pulls out her phone, clicks, uploads and BANG: Instant eye candy.
Super Bowl 48 Recap: Seahawks Rout Broncos, 43-8
Seattle forced four Denver turnovers, and the Seahawks routed the Broncos, 43-8, to win Super Bowl 48 at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. on Sunday night.
NFL Conference Championship Recap: Seahawks & Broncos Win, Will Meet In Super Bowl
The Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos each won their respective conference championship games on Sunday to advance to Super Bowl XLVIII in New Jersey on Feb. 2. Here's a recap of Sunday's action:
Monday Night Football Recap — 49ers Rout Redskins, 27-6
Colin Kaepernick threw for 235 yards and three touchdowns, and the San Francisco 49ers cruised past the Washington Redskins, 27-6, on Monday night in Landover, Md.
The 100 Hottest Women of 2013
Choosing the 100 hottest women of 2013 was both a difficult and delightful task. We've spent months pouring over our past lists, internet searches, gossip items and lingerie and swimsuit catalogs to assemble the most comprehensive and detailed list of the 100 hottest women. Yes, poor us, our jobs are so awful.