Jeremy Taylor
‘Stay Sober’ Pill In Development
A pill that eliminated all the effects alcohol on lab rats may one day be available to humans.
Researchers fed the rodents — who react to alcohol similarly to how people do — the new drug after having them consume enough booze to stumble and fall down. Then they measured the rodents for balance and reflexes, finding that the rats on the drug tested as if they were still sober.
Freaky Girl Showers Herself In Condiments While Lip-Syncing To Britney Spears [VIDEO]
We’re not sure why comedian Noel Wells decided to cover herself in ketchup and other condiments while lip syncing along to Britney Spears’ ‘Toxic’ for this bizarre YouTube video. People do crazy things for Internet fame.
Alec Baldwin Pees His Pants For The New York Yankees [VIDEO]
Any sports fan knows that the slightest change in their in-season rituals can have a great influence over whether their favorite team wins or loses.
So that’s why Yankees fan Alec Baldwin refuses to indulge his intense urge to urinate while watching his home team play John Krasinski‘s (the Boston native is a Red Sox man) in a new ad campaign for New Era baseball caps.
Universal Developing New ‘Scarface’ Movie
A reboot of the oft-quoted 1983 cult classic ‘Scarface’ is being developed by Universal.
There is no timeline for the release of the film, at this point, since potential script writers are being considered. Universal doesn’t intend the film be a sequel or a remake, but rather a re-imagination that draws from the themes prevalent in both Al Pacino’s notorious version of Scarface and the original 19
Man Rides Unicycle While Playing ‘Star Wars’ Theme On Bagpipes [Video]
In what will surely be the quirkiest thing you see today, a man in a kilt rides a unicycle down the street while playing the the theme to ‘Star Wars‘ on bagpipes.
The sight was so unusual that multiple passengers in a passing car began recording it, creating a video-in-video effect. Check it all out below:
Nicolas Cage And Other Celebs May Be Vampires, According To Old Photos
Last week eBay seller Jack Mord offered up this photo of a man who lived in Bristol, Tennessee around the time of the Civil War as evidence that actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire “who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.”
Was Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Star Dwarf Doppelganger Eaten By Badgers?
According to the British tabloid Sunday Sport, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star who bore a striking resemblance to irritable TV chef Gordon Ramsay, had his burgeoning career as a celebrity porn double tragically cut short when he was found six-feet deep in a badger den, dead and partially eaten by the critters.
Cleveland Indians’ Shelley Duncan Makes Amazing, Mid-Air Catch – Three Times In A Row! [VIDEO]
Cleveland Indians left-fielder Shelley Duncan used all of his six-foot-five frame to make spectacular – and eerily similar — catches on three consecutive Texas Ranger batters.
The 100 Greatest ‘Shut Ups’ In Movies [NSFW VIDEO]
“Shut up” isn’t just the favorite comment of elementary school kids. The phrase also has a proud movie history, which has been documented by the same folks who put together the 50 trippiest drug hallucination moments in film.
Mississippi State Cancels Classes In Anticipation Of Football Game Against LSU
Academics are all fine and dandy, but they don’t supersede Mississippi State’s football rivalry with LSU.
FBI Investigating Who Took Nude Photos of Scarlett Johansson From Her Phone
As you may have heard, naked photos of Scarlett Johansson leaked onto the Internet Wednesday.
In apparent nod to the authenticity of the self-shots, sources connected with Scarlett Johansson have told TMZ that they have already contacted the FBI because they believe the photos were removed from Johansson’s phone illegally by a hacker.
This Japanese Banana Commercial Is Completely Bananas [VIDEO]
This commercial for Dole in Japan features a character called Banana Man, who has bananas for fingers, and also has his namesake fruit growing from out of his nose, ears and head.
Playboy’s October Issue Selling for 60 Cents
When it hits newsstands on Friday, the retro October edition of Playboy will be selling for 60 cents.
The reduced price is a gimmick to promote the NBC show ‘The Playboy Club,’ which centers around the satin-costumed bunnies who worked in the famed nightspot during the sixties.
Is This the Craziest Reality TV Freak-Out Ever? [VIDEO]
VH1 reality show ‘Tons of Cash’ hardly has the gossip factor of shows like ‘Jersey Shore.’ But breakout star Jonny “The Greek Mystique” Sarhanis was determined to get some tabloid ink when he delivered an epic freak-out upon his departure from the show.
‘That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore’ Picture Book Teaches Kids About Zombie Apocalypse
Since 2007, the Zombie Research Society has been raising awareness about the undead and the upcoming zombie pandemic. Their latest effort, an illustrated book called ‘That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore,’ aims to educate the younger members of our society on what to do when a parent becomes a brain-eating monster.
Darth Vader’s Melodramatic ‘Noooo!’ Added to Other Classic Films [VIDEO]
George Lucas has angered ‘Star Wars‘ purists yet again by tinkering with the film’s original trilogy, this time in the upcoming Blu-Ray re-release of the films, which include previously deleted scenes and lines.
Hot Girl Fails Supercut [VIDEO]
Perhaps a more accurate title for this post would be “compilation of women who are probably attractive fails” because, really, you’re don’t get that good a look at many of the video’s stars before they bite it.
Jessica Simpson Squashes Rumors Of Breast Reduction Surgery
According to a report earlier this week in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson.
However, fans of Jessica’s double D’s can rest easy because the 31-year old took to Twitter on Wednesday and sent out this reass
Americans Are The Coolest People On The Planet, Says The Rest Of The World
A survey of 30,000 people in 15 nations by the social networking site Badoo.com has found that America ranks as the world’s “coolest nationality.”
Other countries singled out for their hip nature were Brazil (second coolest overall) and Spain (coolest in Europe.) Belgium edged out Poland for least coolest nationality status.
Batmanning Is the New (And Dangerous) Planking [VIDEO]
There have been quite a few “new” plankings over the last couple months, but the latest effort, “batmanning,” really stands out because it involves real skill (and could result in injury if not executed properly).