5 Semi-Truck Crash Spills Beer Cans All Over a Florida Highway
A Florida highway looked like the scene of a post-Stone Cold Steve Austin party on Wednesday.
5 semi-trucks crashed on I-75, leaving behind HUNDREDS of Coors Light cans on the highway causing a mess only frat houses can dream of.
The details are pretty outlandish. One semi-truck crashed into another, the third one stopped, as did the fourth one...but the fifth truck? Nah, he didn't stop. That caused the truck to overturn, littering thousands of cases of Coors Light on the road.
As you can probably tell by the massive amount of beer, it took hours for officials to clean up the roadway. Thankfully, no one was injured.
We mourn the beer. We celebrate the beer we lost.
Here's my personal celebration of the lost cans, and pretty much the only thing I thought of when I saw this story: