Gina & Jay are coldblooded individuals—even when it comes to their own mother.

Barstool Sports writer Clem dug up what may be the rawest and unfiltered obituary I've ever seen in my life. This thing reads like the recap of an entire season of The Young & The Restless.

I'm totally not kidding when I say this obituary sounds like something straight out of a soap opera. Apparently, their mother, Kathleen, abandoned them when they were kids after sleeping with their uncle, having his baby, then moving to California.

My only question now is: How awkward was the funeral?

[via Barstool Sports]