Every player must have a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least an insane 1.0.

I honestly am not sure how I feel about this. It's part funny, part genius, and part disgusting all at once.

I guess because binge drinking, and sports kinda go hand-and-hand, someone finally put the two together.

There's an obvious pregame to get the players nice and drunk. The "game" goes on for 10 minutes. For every goal scored, the player will be tested to make sure that their BAC is above a 1.0. If it's below, the goal is not allowed. If it's above, it's, of course, allowed.

This is something that you should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER try at home.

Lawd!

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