How this guy hasn't put four turtles on his table yet is beyond me.

Full disclosure, I have no idea what kind of rodent this is, nor do I know what is being said.

However, this mutant rat should be cast in the next Ninja Turtles movie. He's obviously calm enough to be surrounded by people, loves to be scratched, and, if I had to guess, can probably pull out a mean roundhouse.

Someone from Hollywood, or better yet, Hollywood South should probably head to South America and find this guy so he can get the recognition he deserves!