There's drunk, and then there's "drunk woman crazy dancing Uber drunk."

Video posted by Barstool Sports shows a woman going ape**** in the passenger seat of an alleged Uber. The driver is seemingly unfazed as this woman rages to the music blasting in the background.

Look, these Uber and Lyft folks make decent money for toting us around and acting as our personal drivers, but there is a specific patience that comes with being a driver.

Could you drive with this woman in the passenger seat—or would she have been left on the nearest curb?

How much would you need to be paid to put up with this?