Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
This Sumo Wrestler’s Savage Knockout Will Make You Glad You Chose a Different Line of Work
When two very large objects collide, it has quite an impact.
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your Shoes
Here's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List
It was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.
Someone Made Mayonnaise Pea Pizza and Can You Hold Our Hair Back, Please?
You mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper Letter
This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.
Ferocious Alligator Swoops In and Steals Boy’s Catch Off His Fishing Line
You know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.
Here’s Why You Never Ever Tie Your Shoes During a Basketball Game
A heads down moment turned into a heads up play.
Swedish Politician Wants Paid Sex Breaks. In Related News, Sweden Rocks.
Busy at work? How about gettin' busy at work?
You Know You’re Staying at a Bad Hotel When…
Sometimes, it's best to keep driving until you find a better place to rest your head.
Billiards Player Gives Most Hilariously Non-Sensical Interview
This guy may single-handedly be responsible for a surge in pool popularity.
Cocky Basketball Player Gets a Technical…For Dribbling?
It sounds silly, right? A basketball player gets T'd up for dribbling the ball.
9 Quintessential Guy Things That Need to Make a Comeback
Hey, if naked women can return to Playboy, maybe some of these other trends of yesteryear can, too.
Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating
This guy is an Uber-creep.
#BadValentinesDayGifts Is Romance Done Horribly Wrong
Chocolate. Candy. Flowers. You could do better for Valentine's Day gifts, but you could also do worse. A *lot* worse.
14 of the Most Romantic Names in Sports for Valentine’s Day
Love is in the air(ball).
Enjoy This Delightfully Catchy Song Made of Happy Facebook Comments
Here's something you're going to "like."
$1,200 for Tom Brady’s Autograph? You Better Believe It
When you've won five Super Bowls, you can pretty much write your own ticket.
Shocking Survey Reveals America’s Favorite Pizza Is in a City That Will Baffle Your Taste Buds
It's a debate that's as heated as a fresh pie. What city is home to the best pizza? A new survey gives a most surprising answer.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.