Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Will You Watch Preseason Football Games? [POLL]
Are you ready for some preseason football?
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
Soap Hockey Is the Slipperiest Fun You’ll Ever Have With a Puck
We may be in the thick of summer, but hockey is most definitely in the equally thick humid air.
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Tweets May Save Your Summer
It's a summer tradition, but one you should approach with caution.
Cringe in Fear as 100 People Do Their Best Evil Laugh
It's a staple of a good movie villain everywhere, but, as it turns out, not everyone can pull it off.
Human Beer Can Race Is the Very Definition of Awesome
It's hot, so how about a beer on ice to cool off? It's not what you think -- it's better.
Wipe Your Brow and Try to Guess America’s Sweatiest City for 2017
Crank up the AC, blast the fans, run through the sprinkler -- it's time to find out what city sweats unlike any other.
Virgins Post Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummation
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.
Boneheaded Play Leads to Minor Leaguer Hitting the All-Too-Rare Infield Triple
The triple is one of the most exciting and unheralded hits in baseball. Until now.
Man Falling Into Wild Rapids Keeps His Beer Perfectly Intact
This guy isn't a hero so much as he is a "beer-o."
Watch Brewers SS Orlando Arcia Steal Unsuspecting Fan’s Ice Cream While Chasing Foul Ball
Ice cream in Milwaukee. Is there anything better?
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life
There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.
World’s Ugliest Dog 2017 Is (Not) a Real Looker
Beauty is win deep.
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
This punishment definitely fits the crime.
Principal Will Pay Students $100 Apiece to Keep Off Their Phones
It's time to unplug. That's the message one Washington, D.C. principal has for her students.
Brave (Or Crazy) Woman Catches 5-Foot Snake in Her Home
This woman isn't going to let one stinkin' snake take over her house.
Watch a Horse Named Horsey McHorseface Win a Horse Race
What's in a name?
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.